Friday, April 01, 2005

Jerking off into the Connecticut River

I painfully sat through a story my boss told about a guy who on a regular basis masturbated into the Connecticut River, while on a bridge, making sure that his 'SEED' went downstream. Oddly enough the story morphed into a conversation about the inappropriate and unprofessional office behavior of our Methadone loving controller.

I feel as though I work on the set of THE OFFICE!